radiohead, stanley donwood, the white chocolate farm, w.a.s.t.e. products and everybody else nearby RESERVE THE RIGHT TO MAKE PAGES UNREADABLE, LINKS UNFINDABLE, AND INFORMATION THOROUGHLY UNINTELLIGIBLE. thankyou.
We call up every demonic disclaimer ever formulated and deny all responsibility for any mishap, frustration, slipped disc or scream of anguish, in the style of CNN.
We reserve the right to use 'blink' whenever we like. Which isn't often, admittedly. Actually, only twice, and that's including the one above.

But we have a lot of love for net-users and not much for telephone networks.
Therefore, we hereby provide USEFUL LINKS to parts of this site that the less patient among you will never, ever find. Unfortunately you may find yourself in sites less relevant, there is nothing we can do to prevent this. we apologise.
all our love

These might be useful:
Some pictures of people in Radiohead.
Some things about waste products.
Some free artwork. It's yours.
Rave reviews of our fab site!
An account of a bizarre occurence.
Some links to other places.
Send an amusing eMail to someone!
Back into the maelstrom that is the 'official' Radiohead site.